This man watches anime, clearly.

I peed, sharted and cummed so vehemently my triple stream of excrement and baby goo pierced through the entirety of earth and my semen impregnating the earth's core causing it to rupture and wiping out all of humanity in a instant. 9 months later an ethereal jizz creature comes out of the earth's core, the birth of my son. my son farts for the first time, one single tear comes down my eye as the entire galaxy implodes inside his butthole and releases all the compressed energy straight from his sphincter forming an entire new habitable galaxy and multiple solar systems, spawning hundreds of new species along with humans. it was incredible, the human imagination couldn't ever fathom something like this to ever occur until.. i realized out of thousands of planets that spawned from my son's ass not a single one of them had an big titty anime girls. I could ejaculate no longer...

Nice ^^