Recent reviews by Donkey Konger

> be me
> start-up Darkest Dungeon
> complete a few quests with 4 of my best heroes and get them to lvl 6 consisting of Reynauld the Crusader, The DOOM Slayer as the Slayer, Virtue girl the Vestal and Thug man the Highwayman.
> decide to try going into the Darkest Dungeon with 4 lvl 0's to scout out the dungeon. Get past the first section and continue scouting
> they all die
> get the lvl 6's
> equip them with the best trinkets I have gathered thus far
> forget to check their stress lvl before sending them into Darkest Dungeon
> realize that most of them have stress lvl above 50
> ohno.mp4
>go in anyway hoping that rng will be on my side even though I have no virtue trinkets equipped
> get past the first few stages with all four of them getting afflicted with Irrational or paranoid
> set up camp to reduce stress and buff heroes before the boss stage
> some heroes fail to use their camp skills due to afflictions
> encounter boss named the Shuffling Horror with a cultist priest at the back
> deal some decent damage to the boss and kill the cultist priest behind it on 2nd turn
> so far so good
> boss calls another priest to appear behind it
>realzie that killing priest was a waste of time
> suddenly the Shuffling Horror random crits Reynauld with him at Death's Door. Reynauld's stress is 189/200
> wait for Virtue girl's turn
> Vestal passes turn due to affliction
> the Shuffling Horror attacks Reynauld with a crit again causing his stress to go to 200/200
> Reynauld dies to a heart attack
> everyone gets stress with Virtue girl getting a heart attack too
> ohno.mp4
> Virtue girl passes turn again
> proceed to watch as all heroes are at Death Door.
> watch as Virtue girl and Thug man die to heart attacks
> go down fighting with the Slayer
> The DOOM Slayer dies to a heart attack as the Shuffling Horror is left at 25/162 hp

10/10 would lose the entire party to unchecked stress and own mistakes again.

Pretty good. My only complaint is that my people don't like soup for some reason

Found out that Shetland exists.

Pretty cool once you got the hang of it's mechanics plus the soundtrack is amazing. Just be careful how you spend your money and keep track of time and you should be fine.

You can kill 20 raiders with a DeathClaw gauntlet and then eat them

The prequel to the sequel of one of the greatest games known to man fails to be a bad game. My biggest problem is that sometimes I get stuck and don't know what to do. 8.7/10

Good singleplayer and many options as to what you would like to do with the workshop maps,weapons,vehicles and etc. The only minor complaint that I have is even though bots don't do as much friendly fire as they used to its still kinda annoying such as when I was almost done capturing a point and suddenly was killed by a friendly tank. However this doesn't happen too often.
Overall 9.6777777777777/10