Why hello there chap or gal, didn't see you there on account of me not able to see you through the camera(yet)! Welcome to my profile which you probably accidentally stumbled upon. If I sent you a friend invite then its either because I thought you were a fairly good person to play with or to try and scam more people to buy my cosmetic boxes. I have over 10000 deaths on record and I think sleep is overrated. Anyway time to steal your data and sell it to buy

True Monke


"12.78% of humans die in their sleep...." - inquisitorial toaster repair monke

"Comrade brethren, I have not slept in 19 days on acoount of Cousin Pavlov's loud motor....." - the cyborg sleep-deprived slavic old man with a wooden leg and alcohol poisoning preparing to make an announcement

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the Earth. We must rid ourselves of that technology and return to our roots. We must accept anarcho-primitivism" - extremist monkey

"Dear Traditionalists,
You claim to want to return to tradition, and yet you refuse to become Monke. Curious!" -Turning Point Banana

“Working 9 to 5 Monday to Friday for the minimum wage isn’t that bad”- Bored toaster repairman gaming

„Reality is subjective”-mentality deranged individual

Nintendo please don't sue me