+Rep One of the most kind and self-less creatures I have encountered on God's Great Earth! I've seen this thing cut a swathe through the TV section at BestBuy with only a pairing knife, beat and maim a dozen grey aliens sent as peace-makers from the Galactic Guild, and save a kitten from a burning building, that was in a burning city that he himself set ablaze. But none of that compares to his most recent-- and valiant achievements to date. Just three days ago, he called into my workplace and asked my boss if his refrigerator was running. This was hilarious because his child was recently killed by a faulty fridge that electrocuted him into a thin jerky. The look on his face was priceless! Now i must spit the pen out of my mouth and leave you, as the padded walls in my chamber seem to be closing in on me. I hope this letter finds you soon. Yours Truly, GREAT Grampa Hubert <3

-Rep Sent me to the whacky barn to "have no witnesses" and beat the "Delirium" allegations.

-rep once a traditionalist fortune 500 CEO turned alt-left anti-nationalist. If it wasn't for your pugnacious urge to mob, loot, and harm the layman working class, i think you could have been an amazing figure for the right. But the water you conserved "better" flint michigan will never be enough to wash the blood of aborted babes off your wicked hands. you and the alt-left are maniacal terrorists. When Jebediah Aych Daugshit beams down to earth to save humanity he will land directly on your portland-based chateau, pull you by your dreadlocks kicking and screaming to your front yard, where he will publicly decapitate you with the Sword of Saint Peter, blood pouring from your neck to shower the people in the wine of the damned, upholding your skull like the head of beeyelsa bub, signifying the beginning of the end. where zionists will rule and heathens will succumb to the wrath of god.

+rep was a member of the super PAC that got me free health-care for my paraphrenia medication

pizza tournament

drag your fingernail across the tip of my peepee REALLY HARD

+rep Demotivated, Depressed, Dislexyc, i called my boy Joe when my baby mama's tum was showin' when the hoe promised she was on the pill and outta no where this street goon leaps outta my ottoman with custom his socker boppers equipped and sucker punched this ♥♥♥♥♥ to the moon

saved me a real headache haha kno what i'm sayin' but for reals if the IRS sees this message i still got 2 DEPENDENTS on my tax form

+Expiration goes to my summer house on the weekends to be humiliated in front of all my rich friends. Whether we pelt him with rocks, make him walk over melted legos, shoot him with t-shirt cannons, see how long he could hold his breath under boiling hot coca cola, or just make him do a funny dance, this guy always gives 100% and always asks for the same payment. For the past 5 years i've made him a very proud owner of a Crunchyroll Premium account. Keep up the great work!
-Legislation to this day i still find myself stepping on his toe nail clippings spread around the house.