Gabenfoodle
Джонсон   United States
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Yes, you should read my profile, it's the best


My religion is Chinese and I go to church at Panda Hut”-Alex Woo 2013

“I shoot lasers out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes!”-Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

“It's not that I don't like ________, it's just that I don't want him hearing me talk bad about him.” -Gabenfoodle 2015

“WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUDGET FOR THAT!”-Jedi 2015

“It's not animal cruelty, it's natural selection, with cars.”-Tim 2015

"It's not that you're immature, Johnson, it's that you're gay."-Foxhole 2016

"Turkey is where ham comes from."-Foodle 2016

"df a balloon took my horse lol"-Dobie 2017

"The CIA is like Wiley Coyote with access to Predator Drones."-Archer 2010

"Yamakas are just foreskins for your head."-Ben 2018

"Skootilipooping"-Ben 2018

"Stay liquid"-Gunnar 2019

"Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥ then you die."-Some TV show 2018

"I like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just the way it is."-Ben 2021

"The only stripper I need is Gaza."-Ben 2021

"Except in dreams, you're never really free."-An old guy 1975

"You can put tits on just about anything."-Luke 2021

"I'd turn gay for your voice man."-Someone in Hell Let Loose 2021

"Your ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than Adam Sandler's."-A crazy ex 2021

"I’m not spending a red cent on the world’s lamest-looking hand cannon. If I want to see a fat dude with a small ♥♥♥♥, I’ll go look in a mirror instead and save myself the 400 bucks." - Ben 2023

"I speak Benjabi"-Ben 2023

"i don't know what it was before, but now it's a BAD NADE." -Ben 2023

"Derek, you're a legend"-My editor 2023

"You have nice legs"-My legally blind professor 2023

"I mean, objectively, you are attractive, I think"-Bridges 2023
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An aspring failure
My name is Johnson. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carelessly and always repeat myself. I have told you my name, and that's the who. The where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being imprisoned. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to become the perfect failure. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious opportunity to farm karma, it's exceedingly simple. Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

I like to write, take pictures, and take short walks along the Gaza Strip. Feel free to add me, I only bite on weekdays.
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Comments
Höschenbefeuchter 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:00pm 
♥♥♥♥ you /prafu. <3
КОСТЯ СТРАТМАН 14 Aug, 2020 @ 2:37pm 
Dude STOP sending me Teletubbies erotica.
Heals 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
so this is where satan ran off to
КОСТЯ СТРАТМАН 30 May, 2020 @ 11:13am 
I personally witnessed this kid eating at a table for one at Chuck E Cheese's last week. Freak.
КОСТЯ СТРАТМАН 22 May, 2020 @ 3:38pm 
This kid eats small curd cottage cheese with a straw.
SHPION-KGB 22 May, 2020 @ 3:37pm 
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