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"People who attempt suicide aren’t always convinced it’s the only option. It’s more often that they have exhausted their emotional reserves to continue pursuing other options. It is, in many ways, the ultimate state of burnout."

"Imagine a scale being tipped back and forth until one side is finally outweighed by the other — a trigger, a moment of impulsivity, a window of opportunity that disrupts the precarious balance that allowed us to survive."

"But after a certain point, when you feel like you’re burning alive, all you can think of is how to put the fire out as quickly as possible."

"I wish that love alone could be enough to keep someone here with us."

~S.D. Finch
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---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
~ The transition they made from a 2d game to this 3d bullet hell was so well done. The environment will captivate you and you'll just have to take a moment to look around and enjoy it (until you get lasered in the back by a stone golem and drop to -300 hp).

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
~ The amount of things you have to look out for and keep an eye on while fighting waves of enemies and nearly escaping death will always be challenging and fun. Opening the small chests and seeing the red orb pop out and knowing you got a cheap legendary is awesome. Plus the addition of the new shrines like the shrine of mountain bring on a whole new challenge. But never and i mean EVER use the shrine of order. You will die faster than your first run as commando.

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
~ The music in this game will get you pumped and excited. It is some of the best game music I've heard. some will like it, the rest will love it.

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
~ Teach your grandma how to play and she'll spend all day on RoR2

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
~ I run a pretty beefy computer, but some of my friends don't have the best (dumpster laptops). Dont be discourage if you cant run the game that well. Lower the resolution and you will still have a lot of fun.

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
~ Depending on which difficulty you start at it will be harder. It takes time, effort, and a lot of tries to start at the Monsoon (Hard) difficulty regularly. If you are having trouble in Rainstorm (Normal), you can always start on Drizzle (Easy) and still have a challenging yet fun run. Just don't forget to not loop for a second time if you want to beat the game.

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
~It's a rogue-lite. What do you expect. You will start with nothing and build your way up every run having different combos every time. Plus getting achievements and unlocking new items and characters is a great way to spend some runs. Some challenges are a lot harder than others.

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life
~ I like to believe (If you have played the first) that after you take over the spaceship and beat the game you wander for sometime only to run into trouble and have to evacuate in the escape pods only to land on a hostile infested planet.

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
~ You can play this over and over and never get tired of it,

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
~ The price for this game fits perfectly if not too cheap! You have to get it as soon as possible.

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
~ There are a few bugs I've encountered like blacksreening when joining a frind or falling through the map when proceeding to a new level. It's not bad at all for being early access.

All together this is a fantastic game that i would recommend to all of my friends and all of you reading this that haven't bought it yet or are looking to buy this. I hope this review helps you out and i look forward to seeing some of you in quick play.
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