Aucratic
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Hand of God Excerpt 001 & 002
"The law of man and the law of god means nothing the moment my penis enters the equation."

"When we consider the intricacies of human society, we often find ourselves entangled in the web of rules, regulations, and moral codes. We speak of the law of man, crafted by human hands, and the law of God, perceived as divine guidance. Yet, as I stand before you today, I implore you to ponder the notion that these constructs can pale in significance when compared to the complexities of my own penis.

The law of man, as noble as its intentions may be, is not infallible. It is shaped by human imperfections, influenced by politics, and at times, tainted by bias and injustice. The law of God, a moral compass for many, can be interpreted in countless ways, leading to conflicting beliefs and actions in the name of faith. My penis begs to differ.

There is a philosophical concept which exists called "The god of the gaps"— the notion is simply that the existence of a hypothetical higher power merely exists as a conduit to answer the unanswered, merely that that which can't be derived from our own sciences was intricately designed, or it has been ordained to be that way in which it is currently.

However, my penis will seek to expand these gaps which cannot be resolved, it is due to this thesis that we can derive that the higher power is in fact me.

Subsequently, there is a profound truth that often goes unnoticed: the moment me (as in my penis), enters the equation, the landscape changes. Our choices, our intentions, our beliefs—they all have the power to sway the balance. The law of man and the law of God may provide guidelines, but it is ultimately our deeds, our convictions, and my penis that determine the course of our lives."


The rambling of the madman ensued...

It was then that I woke up, there standing around, looking at my own two hands that I came to realize something, I had spent the entire time pondering the hypothetical instead of merely looking around, the derivative of all unknowns was C, the ♥♥♥♥ constant, my penis.
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4 Hours played
Truly a masterclass of game design and the most innovative and immersive pornography game ever manufactured.
The following is a review in progress that I will come back and update with more information.

In this review I will conduct a complete in-depth analysis of 'Huniepop' and its relevant lore.

Prelude and Introductory Lore:
Before I properly review the game lets get into the extended lore. The 'Huniepop' universe seems to host
otherworldly factions and fantastical creatures. The Fairy: Kyu, is your assistant through the duration of this and subsequent 'Huniepop' titles and is implied to actually be of extraterrestrial origin,
she is literally the Gman of ♥♥♥♥. Think about it, how does the Huniebee™ (the device used to track and monitor woman throughout the game) actually function? One would assume its the result of some form of magic but it seems that it is the result of sufficiently advanced technology. This conclusion is based on the fact that the Huniebee™ is iterated on in the second mainline installment('Huniepop': Double Date) , in which more sophisticated tracking features are added, but instead of magically transorming your existing Huniebee™, a new device, aptly named the Huniebee™ 2.0, is provided to you as the devices are technological in origin, not super natural. We can also get into the potential motives of the residents of Sky Garden (Kyu's homeworld). They seem to meddle in the affairs of human love life but the question is for what purpose? Well lets delve into that. Kyu refers to the existence of her employers so we know that it is her occupation to assist the player, so there is some inherent direct benefit to the citizens of Sky Garden as a result of Kyu carrying out her fairy duties. However, what could that be? I will get into that at a later point in the review.

The Tip of The Iceberg:

'Huniepop' can be described as a positive sum game in which the victory may be defined as B (Boning) and losing can be defined as 1 - B, we will refer to this as the Boning coefficient, lets get into game theory. We can represent the match outcome of a date as a bimodal data spread, we will break this hypothetical graph of game theory into two distinct peaks, the left most peak of lower probabilities will be considered "No prep time" and the rightmost group will be considered "Prep time". It is possible to actually play 'Huniepop' without actually interacting with any of the dating mechanics, the gameplay itself mirrors that of Bejeweled and even without basic conversations being held with the women you will face in combat, the Huniebee will provide you details such as what types of symbols to match; however, if you invest in prep time (out of battle mechanics, it is possible to skew our Boning Coefficient, and thus, alter the likelihood of success to a more favorable outcome. Talking to a subject outside of combat can alter their passion. Altering passion can give you a multiplier to your score, this is a percentage based linear value that will multiply the amount of points you get per matched token. Passion may also be raised during the puzzle itself but doing so may take more turns to set up. There is a hidden mechanic in which maxing a date's hunger bar grants you a +4 to your move count, it is advisable to abuse this on more difficult matches. Gifts may further influence the outcome of your match, gifts cost "munie" which is earned via previous dates. For a more in depth delve into the best item mechanics, refer to this link. https://steamproxy.net/app/339800/discussions/0/616199736997990745/
Now that I've discussed the out of battle mechanics, I may now delve into the actual puzzles. Regardless of your Boning Coefficient™, the actual state of the game plays out about the same, There are 7 token types that can be broken up into two types: I will refer to group A as 'Modifier Tokens' and group B as 'Attribute Tokens' Group A consists of the 'Joy' 'Sentiment' and 'Passion' tokens. Joy can add extra moves to your date, extending the duration and providing you more ample options to succeed. Passion modifies your score gain per successful token match. And lastly, sentiment. Sentiment tokens are basically a currency, they are used mid puzzle to spend on gifts, these date gifts can have a variety of effects. The four Attribute tokens are Romance (Orange crescent moon), Talent (Blue music note), Sexuality (Red), and Flirtation (Green star). Lastly, there is one deficit token known as "Broken Hearts" in which the player should avoid matching these. There is also an exclusive "Stamina" token in the sequel game.

Optimal Game Plan:

For an in-depth guide on romancing women refer to the following: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=469849768


The game is far more than the sum of its parts, while it is part bejeweled the souveneir system implemented into the game provides an additional layer of depth. While you can use certain items within "dates" to make the match 3 gameplay easier to execute. There are more permanent stat modifiers that you can get to better cover your weaknesses during gameplay. Empathy being probably the best and most useful stat to raise as you can more easily execute combos in game, clearing dates with as little as one or two moves
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Kittybread 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:43pm 
-rep i really didnt like the sound he made when i forgot to mute my mic while i pissed
Voia_uwu 3 May, 2024 @ 3:58pm 
please fix your comment on my profile as it has improper grammar, I have left a note fixing your mistake. Have a nice day! <3
TsunJoe 11 Mar, 2024 @ 11:24pm 
Hi friend,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."
𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒅 21 Feb, 2024 @ 2:34am 
+rep chill liberal
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baby pluto 8 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am 
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