I've edited this review numerous times as new problems crop up, I've edited so many times that I'm simply going to delete my review and redo it fresh. This review will never change unless significant improvements to fix this game happen. What started out as an amazingly fun experience has just steadily declined into pure sadness for what this game could have truly been. From nerfing weapons that people enjoy rather than buffing weaker ones to make them more enticing to the piss-poor state of stability. I should not crash 13 out 18 missions on extraction or launch. It is a roll of the dice every time you drop in or get on the extraction ship whether or not you're going to make it to where you're going. You crash a lot more on extraction than deployment. What's worse is that when you crash on that final mission of an operation everyone crashes and all the work you put into doing that operation doesn't get counted towards the war effort. You also don't get to keep the things you had at the time so if you had a bunch of super-credits you collected on the mission you've lost those too.

One of my friends has a conspiracy theory that they are intentionally leaving it in this state to make it harder for people to farm super-credits so they will be put in a situation where if they want to try the new weapons slated to come out on the 11th they'll have to just go and buy super-credits. If they release this new War Bond on the 11th and that same update doesn't include a fix to all the crashing on extraction I will have truly lost all faith in Arrowhead to be accountable, I will no longer have any trust in them to do right by their customers. This crashing on extraction and launch has been a problem since the last update they did that supposedly fixed a bunch of crashing, and while I don't crash on mission nearly as much as I did before I would rather crash on mission and just rejoin said mission than crash on extraction and lose everything that I worked for.

You would think with all the Sony money that Arrowhead has as a Sony studio that more effort would go into fixing all these issues. Usually ports of Sony games to PC goes very well, only a few examples of abysmally bad PC ports (namely The Last of Us and God of War) but even those were fixed pretty quickly. But even with that track record Helldivers 2 is doing it backwards, what started out with a really good launch has just gotten more and more broken with each update. It's just completely pathetic at this point. There is no excuse for how the game has fallen this much since release. Anyways there's my review, a review that once was positive because I had an amazing experience the first week with things going really good, that has slowly soured and drained me of any drive to play it anymore.

Hopefully they fix this soon, because at this rate if this continues I may end up finding myself having to agree with the dying game morons. Game's not dead yet but if this trend continues it will die, because the state the game in is simply not a healthy game. People will only take a buggy mess of a game for so long. Look at Payday 3 that game had 69K people at launch, now it's down to 400 on a Friday night. The same will happen to Helldivers 2 if they don't fix this game now.

Alrighty here we go. So I of course never expected to have this game, I only just found out about it the other day because a friend was playing it and I was like the ♥♥♥♥ is flipwitch the forbidden sex hex. Hilarity ensued. Fast-forward a day I wake up to a steam notification and it is of course a gift copy of sex hex and I have a policy that I will always follow that if someone buys me a game no matter what it is I will play it.

So what is there to say about this game. Well let's get the obvious out of the way first, it's a porn game, we git tits bouncing all over the place, ♥♥♥♥♥ blasting ♥♥♥ everywhere, it's porn there's nothing more to it. But the core of the game, the real meat of the experience is quite possibly one of the best metroidvanias I've played in a long time, I think the last metroidvania I truly enjoyed was Valfaris. This right here though is something on another level, you're constantly in a state of feeling dirty because you know it's a porn game yet the music and gameplay loop is just so well done that you can't not have a great time. Then there's the pixel art both pornographic and non-pornographic, just the art style as a whole is absolutely on point.

You're exploring completing quests helping all kinds of NPCs that all have different dialogues and reactions based on which gender you are currently in that are just absolutely hilarious at times. The enemy variety is also pretty well done, I think the only variety that is lacking in my opinion is the death sex animations, you get 2 for each region regardless of what killed you, if you're female and die in goblin area spitroasted by 2 goblins every time, you're male and die in goblin area you're ridden by goblin chick, even though there's enemy variety you don't get death animation variety. I was hoping that if you get killed by one of the big you got an animation involving him but alas it's always the two goblin spitroast. The funniest part though is that when you do die, there's no skipping the sex animation, you have to see it through to the end to respawn. Needless to say I'm terrible at these kinds of games so I've watched the goblin spitroast a lot so it get's boring after a bit, this could be completely solved by having more animations based on what you died to instead of just two region based animations.

In closing all I'm gonna say is if you like metroidvania style games then this is definitely up there for a great take on the classic genre. Yes it's lewd, especially the real pornographic reward sessions you get for completing certain quests, and some of the dialog of those animations do an over the top job of reminding you that you are playing a porn game, and you'll constantly feel just a little dirty from it. But it's worth it, everything about this game is on point. And there it is, my first ever review of a porn game on Steam. You're gonna play this game and you'll have that thought cross your mind "Well there it is, I'm not me anymore. I'll never be me again." But you're wrong, you'll still be you, and you'll realize that that's who you always were. Happy Sex Hexing.