Recent reviews by Kirkesbergen

Fix the siege battles. Please, just do us that favor. FIX THE SIEGE BATTLES.

The Door Won't Budge: The Game

Opponent chose a shield=lose 80% of the time.

Out for a year, and they still can't fix the damned weapon switch delay bug.

I mean, it'd be nice if in the tutorial they told you how to use grenades...

Awful game. This game was so poorly recieved on launch that the developers had to make it free to play to keep people interested. But that wasn't enough. They had to go a step further by making it so the only way to win was to buy weapons with real money. No matter how skilled you may be, if you try and play with the default weapons, you will be killed in .00001 seconds 90% of the time by a person who paid for theirs. That, and it lags more than GTA online, for God's sake.

When they made a 60 fps version of this game on PC, they threw off the timing of everything. You now have half the invincibility frames when you roll, weapons degrade twice as quickly, jump attacks and guard breaks are impossible to pull off, even on a controller, and enemies sometimes attack preposterously fast.

You can fix this by getting a program that will cap the fps at 30. I use dxtory. If you have an nvidia card, i hear you can cap it at 30 fps using nvi.

Now that I got that issue out of the way, now my sound doesn't work at all in the game :(

This is a fantastic game. Rockstar, however, is a pile of excrement. I uninstalled this game, and after a while wanted to play it again. So I reinstalled it, and now 'Rockstar Social Club' (We don't need your bull, this is 2015) tells me that my copy of Max Payne 3 is linked to a different Steam user. Rockstar Support won't answer my pleas, so I basically have a 30Gb anchor on my PC.

Not enough people play the actual freaking game. It almost makes me feel a deep disgust for Day Z. While Day Z isn't a bad mod, it's the only thing people care about.

I am getting the hang of this game. It starts out incredibly complicated, but if you're patient and don't mind getting the daylights kicked out of you time and time again, you will begin to adapt and really enjoy this game. VALVe, thanks for being so cool.