may all your marks be disgusting

The Ten Ah No

1.Thou shalt not stand on chairs

2.Thou shalt not be a superstar

3.Thou shalt always break the chalk

4.Thou shalt not ask inappro-propr-pro-ah questi-ions

5.Umm ahh um ah no ah no no ah um

6.Thou shalt be duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller and duller

7.Thou shalt not be brief

8.Thou shalt ignore Ryan students

9.Thou shalt not scratch the new tables or dirty the sinks

10.Thou shalt stay behind after class

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