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>gf is prego

>we like to get kinky anyways

>one night things get particularly saucy

>i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

>wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

>i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

>ohshitohshitohshitohshit

>i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

>she's still bleeding everywhere

>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

>oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

>storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

>he takes one look at ther and says

>"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

>"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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