Eating Bacon Since 300 B.C. (when bacon was created)

It was a long night and when chuck Norris woke up he had a hang over. Chuck Norris couldn't believe that he actually had a hang over from vodka, usually chuck Norris gave vodka the hang over but not this time he stumbled around and didn't know what to do so he went into the bathroom and splashed water on his face the water set on fire from touching his face and did nothing to ease his pain chuck Norris was not happy he dumped a bottle of aspirin in his mouth and chewed it. after an hour nothing was working he was not going to be hurt by some vodka so he decided to do something he had never done before. he went into his yard and grabbed a pig with his hands he sliced it into strips and put it on the stove and cooked it. It was crispy and greasy he put it on his plate and began to eat. His hangover went away instantly and he kept eating he finally finished and he couldn't even remember that he had a hangover all he could think about was the bacon. And in the end chuck Norris respected bacon because of what it did for him and they became best fiends. THE END © ( Don't Steal my story)