this is terrifying, i love it

"I eat Soda for Lunch!" - Tommy

slower than the last drip off a spoon :>

"stop making hlvrai quotes in the comments you are not funny you are not original"
Looks like someone hit zero playcoins..

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Peeper coomers

doesnt work

AUGH NOAWH STAHP!

sincense

ah, Gordon, it's good to see you. *proceeds to blow up*

dr fremannnnnnnnnnnnnn

sicense

Gordon, I'm Hungry

hotted boobs ahead

I was going to ask why but then I remembered.

Science isn't about WHY it's about WHY NOT.

@Gromit Cumming puppies

hello gordon

This needs to be in half life 3

uh gordon, i think i became a houndeye, i think i should kill you gordon

"Lets call them Coomer Puppies!"

this is my dog

i wonder how it sounds like let me guess...Go-gooooooorrrrrdoooooonnnn *Boom*

"that's my baby, his name's Josh"

Kill.

Look Gordon, Ropes! We Can Use These For Big- SAVE ME GORDON!

HELLO GORDON!

Now Gordon, if you need assistance, the SuperPlayer™️ feature can guide you!

Through PlayCoin™ transactions, I can activate the SuperPlayer™️ Feature.

"OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED!!!"

Through PlayCoin™ transactions, I can activate the SuperPlayer™️ Feature.

Through PlayCoin™ transactions, I can activate the SuperPlayer™️ Feature.

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

PEEPER PUPPY

good one [ACA] The Comedy Coomer

I kid you not... Mr Freeman... He turns himself into a houndeye, His name is Houndeye Bennet, Funniest shit i've ever seen...

dr coomer is a "Peeper puppy"

didn't know the aliens were with the science team.

Look gordon! stolen "Look Gordon" quotes! we can use them to be unfunny and be a dumbass!

please aim

not liking overused jokes ain't hating

and a good hater at that

"stop making hlvrai quotes in the comments you are not funny you are not original"

seems like there is a hater

seks spidr

desinc

DAARGH

STAHP

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very good, we'll take it from here..

:D

yes