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Gorse egg

also I think the armor is weak because I saw one of the soldiers get his forehead get blasted off by a m1911 so yeah

yo can you make my uncle come back by making him a super soldier since you have a lot of Armor and reviving stuff?

We are sorry that you got a product from the batch 1p-35lv that we recalled last week. We noticed too high a concentration of dust from lukva crystals in the unprocessed gorse juice. However, we have renewed our collaboration program, and if you volunteer to join the interdimensional forces using the promo code "TasteTheVictory44" within the next week, you can get a free bionic jaw prosthesis and a box of raspberry-flavoured gorse juice. We at GOrseFood care about our customers!

when i drunk the juice my jaw fell off

the funeral is next week because the cleaners cost is 6,000 dollars because the stomach acid melted the wood floor so uhhh yeah.

We in GOrseFOOD are very sorry to hear this. If your uncle is a veteran of the interdimensional war or a worker in the Lukva mines, we are ready to pay for his treatment or funeral. We care about our customers!

my uncle tried the juice and he is not waking up at all

Sick

you should make more