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Does make me wonder how difficult it would be to suppress certain events from clogging up the tales log. Seems a bit silly to me that my artists never commemorated a marriage and forgot it happened, because there's several hundred "tales" of someone crafting a royal vest to sell.
The tale of when Hairy acquired his name as he noticed he wore tattered pants.
The rules were set clearly, the hit points laid bare, he knew where it was he was going.
Removing his pants, he strode through the halls, the whole time his legend was growing.
Well, Hairy is gone now, didn't heed the warning, "the turtle is coming right at you!"
But now he's immortal, for in those same halls are his old jeans worn by a statue.