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22 Tic Tac Pills (RNG)
Created by Ellie
Update 2020 I added 6 new flavors (incl. Tic-Tac Gum), SYS (Select Your Skins) support, and changed the RNG. Update 2016 I added 3 new flavors since you guys did like that mod a lot :D - Banana, Piña Colada and Mint Rush. I also fixed some minor light bugs...
Ah Sh*t Here We Go Again Round Start Theme
Created by Eminemcia
CJ has returned to Grove Street to show dem Ballas who's the boss. Replaces the round starting theme with the iconic line from the beginning of the GTA:San Andreas....
Adrenaline Shot | Red Bull
Created by Javi
Replaces the Adrenaline Shot for a Red Bull can with a HUD icon This is an edit of the original Expanded Energy Drink for Adrenaline shot. The only thing I did was making RedBull the only skin for the energy drinks ...
Allahu Akbar Plane Crash (Dead Air)
Created by Daku
Adds ALLAHU AKBAR into the plane crash sfx, as well as some music....
Among Us Medkit
Created by .
https://i.imgur.com/teevk2J.png -Among Us -Replaces the Medkit Credits Animations - valve ...
(Metroid Dread) E.M.M.I Over Smoker
Created by wi_bucaterr
beep beep beep beep beep. a bot that is part of Metroid Dread. Hunts down enemies like Samus for example. This replaces Smoker Features: - Viewmodel Arms - Custom Sounds - VGUI Images (For Smoker) Known Issues: - hands clips on the arms on both model and v...
Baguette (Baseball Bat)
Created by 8sianDude
Bonjour, I present to you an iconic French bread called the baguette. This bread is pretty long, very long in fact that it can be the same length as an average baseball bat (~1 metre), though smaller sizes are also available. If the baguette is left out fo...
Baja Blast - Bile Bomb (Retexture)
Created by KittyV2X
The vomit jar is now available in Baja Blast flavor. This is a retexture, not a model replacement. Credits - Not an official collaboration with Taco Bell. ...
Big Chungus for Boomer
Created by Minnie Mouse
"That'll hold 'em, alwhight!" Replaces the Boomer with Big Chungus from Looney Tunes World of Mayhem. Credits: Aquiris Game Studio - Creating LTWOM and the Big Chungus / Bugs Bunny model/textures. Big Chungus' model Warner Bros models-resource...
Big Smoke's Order Church Bell Sound
Created by Professor_スーワグ👻
This mod replace the church bell sound with Big Smoke's order. I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. big smoke gta sa meme OHHHH! You picked the wrong house fo...
Billy Mays - Jockey
Created by Nai
"I guarantee it!" Replaces the Jockey. For the best experience, use the optional Jockey sound add-on here: https://steamproxy.net/workshop/filedetails/?id=614156431 Model source: https://www.deviantart.com/the-anti-you/art/Billy-Mays-for-Unreal-1291914...
Billy Mays Jockey (Sound Mod)
Created by Count Fistula
What could be worse than being headhumped by a jockey? How about having that jockey yell Sales pitches about Impact Gel, Mighty Putty, The Big City Slider Station, and Oxi-Clean?...
Bonfire Ammo Pile L4D & L4D2
Created by Charlie
This replaces both the L4D and L4D2 ammo piles. The original mod only replaced the L4D2 ammo pile. Thanks to the creator of the mod, it helps me find ammo in dark places because of the fire and I can see the fire a mile away! Models and Textures FromSoftwa...
Bonk meme
Created by BStride01
This replaces the bats sound effect to be the bonk meme It sometimes does this since I wanted to keep it goofy and unexpected at times. This was out of bordom and its my first mod as small as it is. If you dont like your weapons being random chance with bo...
Combustible Lemons - Molotov
Created by _♦ The Charmer ♦_
"All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it c...
COMM: Coconut Cream Pies [Healing Sound]
Created by EnergyFlamer [COMM OPEN]
Commissioned by Llamabetes.ttv ___________________________________________________ I shower you with Coconut Cream Pies. ___________________________________________________ Features: - Bandaging sounds ___________________________________________________ Su...
Doom Concert (Dark Carnival Finale Mod)
Created by AnomalyOfTheWorld
Replaces all the songs with ones from the modern DOOM soundtrack Credit: Mick Gordon (justice for this man): The composer of DOOM/Doom Eternal The first half of the concert/tank - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R17jGipMOE The second half - https://www.yo...
Doom Super Shotgun
Created by Splinks2
Bringing 2D to 3D A Proof of concept, I wanted to test out to see the result. I must say Im rather pleased how it came out If you use a custom (cl_viewmodelfovsurvivor) distance please note this mod will not look right if the number is under 55 or over 68...
Goldeneye 64 Safe Room music
Created by Wolfenstin
Changes the music when waiting around the saferoom to that of the pause menu from Goldeneye 64. Wait for a bit and have a listen....
Left 4 Dead 2 - Feel Good Inc. [AI Cover] [L4D2 Outro Music]
Created by Jake the Mistake
Credit to Gorillaz for making this banger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k&t=0s Artwork and AI cover by me. Full thing is on my YouTube, linked below. Please give credit if you want to use the cover or the artwork. https://youtu.be/gKPubVs4scI?...
Macho Man Tank (ULTIMATE EDITION)
Created by GP
The Slim Jim Snapping, Mountain Top Wrestler comes back to the L4D realm to rack punches and throw Slim Jims, whether you like it or not! This mod is a compilation/pack of all the stuff needed to bring all the pieces to bring this hulk of a man to the mode...
METAL PIPE With Sound
Created by Wonder$
METAL PIPE Replace : Police baton ...
Metal Slug laser gun sound
Created by JIS
Replaces the sound of the laser upgrade ...
Mission Complete Metal Slug sound for save room music
Created by JIS
Replaces the save room music with the metal slug effect "Mission Complete" ...
Needler 针刺枪（mac-10)
Created by 说的道理
Halo Infinite Needler for mac-10. One of the biggest mysteries in the world: How the needler reloads? 光环无限针刺枪替换消音微冲。 世界未解之谜之一：针刺枪到底怎么换弹？ Model, textures: joλquin animations: Bunige (Halo Reach, Halo CE) ...
nope.avi Weapon Push Sound
Created by Nintos
Defy your attackers physically AND verbally with a mighty NOPE of denial! ...
Pizza and Bowling - Elevator BGM
Created by hey couch
"This city is full of zombies. How can you sit there and play pool?!" "God, I love pool." decided to put one of the most chill silent hill music as elevator music. why not. credits go to minousmuffel's mod for scripting. ...
Rick Astley (Defibrilator)
Created by Winter
Replaces the defib sounds...
Sheriff Woody replaces Hunter
Created by Braxton gameplay
Note! : this will have a sound just got to give me some time! on the other hand. hope you guys do enjoy this mod and record the video post it on youtube. and show it off to me and i will gladly watch it :3 UPDATE : IT NOW HAS A SOUND!...
Silent Hill 1 select SFX over item pickup sound
Created by cafe con pan
I originally made this as a personal mod, but someone eventually convinced me to upload it . Changes the item pickup sound to be the select sound effect from Silent Hill 1. Enjoy I guess lol...
Silver Salmon
Created by Joe
Replace Cricket Bat by a Salmon. It's appearance only....
Spongebob Squarepants - Fish (Guitar)
Created by person man
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!" Replaces the Guitar melee weapon with the realistic fish from Spongebob Squarepants....
Squeaky Hammer Replaces Shovel
Created by Shao
Fun project idea from a friend of mine becoming a thing. Model from Sketch Fab artist Pedro Perim, edited by Shao. Sounds from various videos on youtube that you can easily find. HUD Icon is optional....
Super Shotgun Script Mod (Autoshotgun)
Created by Ness
Script mod that alters the Autoshotgun to become a faithful recreation of Doom 2's Super Shotgun. Created mostly for personal enjoyment. -20 pellets in a shot (49 damage per pellet) -Clip size set to 1 to simulate the single fire and reload between shots -...
Surprise Mother****er - Pipebomb Explosion sound(Louder)
Created by Rashed UAE5
SURPRISE MATHE.RPHA.CER Original author: Th3 ZuRd0 http://steamproxy.net/id/El_Zurdo Minor bug: It also works when the oxygen and Propane tanks explode. (MunkeyThrust thanks for reporting)...
The Whistle Of Death (Witch Music)
Created by 〔狐〕SinyorFox〔狐〕
Replaces Classic Witch Music With (The Whistle of Death) (Puss in Boots 2) (Only Night Time Witch). Enjoy!...
Tie Fighter Replace Jets
Created by ฿ØⱠ₮Ø₭¹⁷³ึ
COMMISSIONS OPEN FEATURES -4k textures -custom sounds -custom missile model DO NOT REUPLOAD ANY OF MY MODS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION https://i.imgur.com/F5PyEEv.jpg Dont forget to like, favorite and share https://i.imgur.com/fQvW1vY.gif ...
[Animated] Enchanted Diamond Sword replaces machete!!!
Created by In-GER
Follow me and tell me some ideas to mods xddd I hope you like it, I had been working on this for a while but there were a lot of image files xd -Minecraft -Weapons -Meele -Sword -Diamond ...
[StarCraft II] Hydralisk replaces Spitter
Created by Kazor
*Angry zerg noises* The Zerg Hydralisk is a deadly siege organism that launches acid spines at high speed. This one was very hard because the Hydra has a weird body shape, so the claws are a little buggy It includes Infected Model and Infected arms model. ...
Thomas The Tank Engine - Jimmy Gibbs Jr.
Created by мяFunreal
It started as a silly joke. But it derailed I guess you can call this high quality Shetposting. Credits: Stian Ervik Wahlvåg - Model, Texture Mike O'Donnell & Junior Campbell - "Thomas the Tank Engine" Themesong MrFunreal - Animation, Port, Sound, Compile ...
Star Fox 64 - Mission Accomplished Credits Theme (Restored Version)
Created by Weird Cat Thing
Replaces the credits theme with the Mission Accomplished track from Star Fox 64 (restored version by Armaggedun_)...
Scatman Jockey
Created by Idioticguy70
I'm a jockman!...
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE-Horde sound WIP
Created by jacobthebomb001
The sound "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE" for the horde "mega_mob"...
Hydralisk - Spitter Voice
Created by Mycelium
Replaces with new Zerg sounds for the Spitter. Enjoy! Mod compatible with: Hydralisk (StarCraft 2): https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2120790209 ...
DOAXVV Yukino - NNP (Francis)
Created by Core Values Bro
From one shotgun totting survivor to another. Francis version of Shadowlord's Neon Night Panther Yukino mod. Features: - FPS Arms - Eye tracking & Face anims - Jigglebones - VGUI Icons - Light model Original: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedeta...
DOAXVV Shandy姗蒂 (Kiss in the Dark) Zoey
Created by AbyssFaZe
---------------------------------------------- 注意! https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198415967093 https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2879583144 steamid 小星空 盗mod 引流 请帮忙举报 谢谢 ---------------------------------------------- 添加hud可能不兼...
DOAXVV Nyotengu - Starry Night Goldfish nick
Created by 十八画
DOAXVV Nyotengu - Starry Night Goldfish replace nick 第一人称手臂的飘带挡视野就删了 要进厂了，不做了，最后一个，开鸽（起码一个月） 如果你喜欢就请点个赞...
DOAXVV Nyotengu - Dare Marina [DL] Coach
Created by 丁真
大家好，我是瑞克5代言人，雪豹的兄弟，理塘の绝凶虎，丁真 一直被很多小伙伴私信想要我这些人物mod，有的小伙伴甚至要出高价买，其实我并不是作者，这些可爱的人物mod也是我付费请大佬制作的，这几天想了想还是准备把所有的人物mod免费分享给大家，大概有十来个吧，后续会陆续放出 不需要大家为我做什么，点点赞点点收藏可以的话送个点数小礼物就行 同时也希望大家能多多支持我的格莱美专辑——I got smoke 顺便可以的话在这个mod评论区打出 丁真 理塘的王，让我看到大伙的热情和支持 你们赞的越多解锁的越快哟(＾Ｕ...
DOAXVV Nyotengu - Bouquet Camellia [DL] Zoey
Created by 丁真
我想我应该是工坊慈善第一人了吧？【笑】估计是第一个一次性把这么多掏钱自费制作的mod全部给大伙免费分享，不扯了哈哈，还是希望大伙能多多点赞吧还有支持下我们的作者abyss，你的喜爱点赞订阅就是对制作mod的作者们最大的支持 注意 如果你是国人玩家,最好从MOD下方的合集里在检查一下是否有被隐藏的MOD 因为工坊锁国区的缘故，有些Mod一但贴上成人标签就会被隐藏，国人是看不到的，合集不受影响 你必须打开成人偏好，才会显示一部分。而且即使打开偏好，有些MOD也会搜不到 If you like this mod,...
DOAXVV Naotora - Asari replace zoey
Created by 十八画
DOAXVV Naotora - Asari replace zoey 干不下去了，跑了，做个mod玩玩先，第六个了做完八个就不做了 人物hud没有适合的表情包所以全部换成了色图（嘿嘿嘿） 如果你喜欢就请点个赞 ...
DOAXVV Nanami - Frothy Maid (Coach)
Created by Shadowlord
八人包链接在bilibili的专栏上，我b站id：powerwalk。 replace coach。 算上这个，二代刚好凑够4个七海。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 ...
DOAXVV Nagisa - Yom Office Wear (Zoey)
Created by Shadowlord
八人包链接在bilibili的专栏上，我b站id：powerwalk。 replace zoey。 我做的是短发。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型， 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui、light模型。 ...
DOAXVV Nagisa凪咲 (White Prince) Francis
Created by AbyssFaZe
添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with you. 使用mlui大佬的模板 模型deviantart获取 little pro...
DOAXVV Monica - Jewel Garnet [DL] Francis
Created by 丁真
大家好，我是瑞克5代言人，雪豹的兄弟，理塘の绝凶虎，丁真 一直被很多小伙伴私信想要我这些人物mod，有的小伙伴甚至要出高价买，其实我并不是作者，这些可爱的人物mod也是我付费请大佬制作的，这几天想了想还是准备把所有的人物mod免费分享给大家，大概有十来个吧，后续会陆续放出 不需要大家为我做什么，点点赞点点收藏可以的话送个点数小礼物就行 同时也希望大家能多多支持我的格莱美专辑——I got smoke 顺便可以的话在这个mod评论区打出 丁真 理塘的王，让我看到大伙的热情和支持 你们赞的越多解锁的越快哟(＾Ｕ...
DOAXVV Monica - Bouquet Cymbidium [DL] Francis
Created by 丁真
哈喽，小伙伴们好呀 好久没有给大家更新mod了，这次为大家带来的是我们美丽的莫妮卡，替换弗朗西斯 注意 如果你是国人玩家,最好从MOD下方的合集里在检查一下是否有被隐藏的MOD 因为工坊锁国区的缘故，有些Mod一但贴上成人标签就会被隐藏，国人是看不到的，合集不受影响 你必须打开成人偏好，才会显示一部分。而且即使打开偏好，有些MOD也会搜不到 If you like this mod, please like support The more likes you click, the faster the m...
DOAXVV Monica莫妮卡Place Your Bet) Rochelle
Created by AbyssFaZe
添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with you. 使用mlui大佬的模板 模型deviantart获取 little pro...
DOAXVV Misaki海咲 (Bouquet Hibiscus) Bill
Created by AbyssFaZe
Sorry,Don't report me bugs of skirt It's engine-problem that i cant fix 请不要让我修裙子穿模，求生的引擎做不了 添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it accor...
DOAXVV Lobelia - Bloody Kiss (Rochelle)
Created by Shadowlord
replace rochelle。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 ...
DOAXVV Lobelia萝贝莉娅(Venus Wellness x Sunfish) Zoey Ver.1
Created by AbyssFaZe
贡献 mlui - mod制作模板 shuubaru - model 简介 包臀裙版 人物 - DOAXVV Lobelia萝贝莉娅 衣服 - Venus Wellness + Ocean Sunfish --- 添加hud可能不兼容 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin little problems on upperbody when s...
DOAXVV Kokoro - Luminary Tube Dress (Louis)
Created by Shadowlord
八人包链接在bilibili的专栏上，我b站id：powerwalk。 replace louis。 本来是想做绫音的，但是发型纠结了很长时间，干脆换成了心。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型， 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 ...
DOAXVV Kokoro - Code Rouge (Bill)
Created by Shadowlord
replace bill。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 我做了两个版本，一个普通的版本和一个滑落的版本。 ver.2 : https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2862081497...
DOAXVV Kokoro心 (Leather Jacket) Louis
Created by AbyssFaZe
添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with you. 使用mlui大佬的模板 模型deviantart获取 little pro...
DOAXVV Koharu - Noel Charmant (Louis)
Created by Shadowlord
replace louis。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型，Cat-20大佬的8人转换工具。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 全生还者(All Survivors)： 下载链接(Download Link)：https://wwzp✨lanzoum✨com/iJU8S0jijtzg 提示(tips)：✨→. 密码(Password)：Koharu 压缩包里的vpk文件都标注有生还者名称，将对应的vpk文件放在游戏本体的addons文件夹里即可，找不到的话可以参...
DOAXVV Koharu - Love Dream (Zoey)
Created by Shadowlord
replace zoey。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui、light模型。 ...
DOAXVV Koharu - Komachi's Hospitality replace eills
Created by 十八画
DOAXVV Koharu - Komachi's Hospitality replace eills ...
DOAXVV Kasumi Makeup Neige (Zoey Version)
Created by Core Values Bro
Zoey Version of Shadowlord's Kasumi suvivor mod. Original: https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2947273653 Features: - FPS Arms - VGUI icons - Facial anims. & eye tracking - Jigglebones - Light model (The Passing) ...
DOAXVV Fiona Venus Cage (Zoey)
Created by femmefatality
Dead or Alive Xtreme Venus Vacation Fiona replaces Zoey ------------------------------------------------------------------ The once gone DOAXVV mods have been recovered! This mod is originally by the author MLUI, all credits go to them. MLUI's profile: htt...
DOAXVV Honoka穗乃果 (Sexy Bunny) Coach
Created by AbyssFaZe
bilibili 青凰儿丷 平时发单通 喜欢mod的话也可以b站点个赞支持一下 添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with yo...
DOAXVV Ayane - Darkness Queen (Francis)
Created by Shadowlord
八人包链接在bilibili的专栏上，我b站id：powerwalk。 replace francis。 怎么感觉绫音有点壮。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui、light模型。 ...
DOAXVV Amy艾米 (Bunny Clock) Nick
Created by AbyssFaZe
程序员+双马尾兔兔(和老莫好像) 添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with you. 使用mlui大佬的模板 模型devian...
DOAX3S Misaki海咲 (Puff) Ellis
Created by AbyssFaZe
添加hud可能不兼容，请使用官方hud避免小影响 Use the official hud or a compatible hud. 请不要要求我做一些指定的皮肤，我根据自己喜好做，然后分享给大家 Please don't ask me to do some specified skin, I will do it according to my own preferences and then share it with you. 使用mlui大佬的模板 模型deviantart获取 little pro...
DOAX3S Honoka - Puff (Francis)
Created by Shadowlord
replace francis。 使用了MLUI大佬的模板，shuubaru大佬的模型。 做了飘动骨骼、第一人称手模、眼球跟踪、表情、vgui。 我做的是长发，鞋子上的球我觉得不好看，所以去掉了。 ...
[OBSOLETE] Millennium Falcon for Rescue Chopper
Created by gray
Millennium Falcon replaces the rescue choppers in c1m1(hotel) and c5m5(bridge) Credits - Model - free licence and GRY - Textures - free licence and GRY - Animations - GRY - Sounds - GRY ...
Starcraft: Protoss Executor For Horde Sound
Created by PowerMetalSquid
This mod replaces the Horde sound with the Protoss Executor Line "Your Warriors Are Engage The Enemy" from original StarCraft. Audio files from StarCraft Remastered. Ported to l4d2 by PowerMetalSquid Original files belong to StarCraft - Blizzard Entertainm...
Red Lightsaber
Created by Tя!cky ツ
Red Blade Lightsaber...replaces the Katana http://imgur.com/uV7WZ5S.jpg Added sounds, glow on buttons plus a new weapon icon. Fixed: prior issues with sounds and weapon icon now working for Multiplayer Online. http://imgur.com/Wmv7I3y.jpg Mr Lanky for his ...
Halloween Decor
Created by Franky D. Coolsevelt
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=205573853&searchtext=christmas+decor A modification of Stay Puft's christmas decorations mod. Now SPOOKY!...
Demo's Spooktacular Halloween Common Infected
Created by Demo
RESET YOUR GAME AFTER INSTALLING LEST YOU WANT WONKY RAGDOLLS! THIS MOD HAS A TENDENCY TO CRASH THE GAME ON CRASH COURSE (BEFITTINGLY), IT IS SAFEST TO NOT USE THIS MOD WHEN PLAYING THE CAMPAIGN CRASH COURSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Sometimes. Sometimes it d...