looking to sell carrots, are you interested?

I am a farmer for 40 years. I grow the best, the biggest carrots in the disctrict. All of them the size of an arm! But, yesterday I saw a very disgusting thing.. Let me tell you:

OK! So I grow very big, quality carrots, right? Well I put really small cameras in them because these big boys are expensive. With the help of a camera, I'll know when somebody stole my carrots. I normally take the cameras out in the harvest time, but I forgot about one carrot! My cameras are expensive, REALLY expensive gentleman.. So I looked at the cam video to get my camera back, and I saw a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butthole full of ♥♥♥♥?? WTF! They even wetted it with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vaseline.

my tummy hurts

um... i got cactus spines in my pants again... anyways...

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