Hey it's Sanvich, the sandvich who sold the world. I'm a interstaller space food of aliens who posses strand type weapons. I'm a hideo kojima type movie man. I'm the Number 84,4519 Jerma985 addict fan. I love gore (in game of couse). I'm the egg who pissed on the moon for president Barack Obama. I love drinking the slop of Ubisoft games. I’m not just any samdwich – I’m an INTERSTELLER SPACE SNACK sent by ALIUMS with thos STRAND-TYPE wepons, real gamer stuff. Huge HIDEO KOJIMA MOVIE MAN energy over here, prolly kno more abot his stuff than him, ngl. Certified #84,4519 Jerma985 ADDICTED FAN for life, can’t stop, won’t stop. I’m prety much an expert in digital gore (in gamez ONLY, duh).
Also, I'm the EGG who PISSED on the moon – and, yessir, I did it for PRESIDENT Barack Obama. True story. 💦 When I'm not busy moon pissin' or saving alium kind, you can find me chuggin' down that UBISOFT SLOP. Gimme that greasy, buggy, glorios game slop – Ubi got me hooked since day one. 🥴

If you read all this, Yay: yer either or incredibly. Either way, Welcome to the sandvich who sellwd the woruld.