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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:41am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:01pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:21pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:01pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:04am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:57am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:54am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:00am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:07am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:10am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:46pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:02am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:08pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:05am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:41am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:24am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:19am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:51pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:57am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:39pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:52pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:37am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:16am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:11am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:59am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:02pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:24am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:24am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:19am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:03am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:43am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 6:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:13am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:16am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:02am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:08pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:53am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:13pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:30pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:04am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:57am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:25am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:26am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:30am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:35am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:52pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:43pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:19pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:49pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:19am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:26am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:57am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:03am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:26am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:22am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:04am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:17pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 5:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:44pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:58am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:49am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:59am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:17am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:05am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:15am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:19am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:51pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:54pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:47am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:03am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:15am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:14am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:58am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:05am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:42pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 1:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:42pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:42am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 4:53am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:29pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 2:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:39am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:52am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:45pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:58pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:51am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:38pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:45am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:40pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:59am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:47pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:10pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:04pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:15pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:46pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 3:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:53am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:58am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:55am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:20pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:10pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:10am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 7:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:59pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:49pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:11am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:35pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:32pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 5:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:11pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:26pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:58am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:13pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:41am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:03am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:15am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:16am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:59am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:28pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:48pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 3:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked