Global Gameplay Stats

Cookie Clicker

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 637
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100.0%

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
99.6%

Click

Have 1 cursor.
99.5%

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
99.4%

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
99.3%

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
99.1%

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
98.8%

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
98.5%

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
98.5%

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
97.9%

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
97.5%

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
97.4%

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
96.3%

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
96.1%

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
96.0%

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
95.9%

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
95.7%

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
95.5%

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
94.3%

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
94.2%

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
94.2%

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
93.2%

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
91.5%

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
91.4%

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
90.7%

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
88.6%

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
87.6%

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
87.6%

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
86.3%

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
84.9%

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
84.4%

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
83.7%

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
80.8%

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
80.8%

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
80.3%

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
79.6%

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
78.5%

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
78.4%

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
77.6%

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
76.7%

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
76.7%

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
76.4%

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
75.2%

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
73.6%

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
73.4%

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
72.5%

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
72.1%

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
71.7%

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
67.2%

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
66.9%

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
66.3%

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
65.3%

Speed baking I

65.1%

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
64.3%

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
64.0%

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
63.6%

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
63.4%

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
63.3%

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
61.9%

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
60.2%

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
60.1%

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
60.1%

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
59.6%

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
59.5%

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
58.4%

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
58.3%

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
58.0%

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
57.8%

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
57.6%

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
57.6%

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
57.1%

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
57.1%

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
55.8%

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
55.7%

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
52.7%

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
52.0%

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
51.9%

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
51.9%

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
51.8%

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
50.8%

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
50.7%

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
50.7%

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
50.6%

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
49.0%

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
48.7%

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
48.6%

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
48.5%

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
48.5%

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
48.2%

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
47.7%

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
47.3%

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
47.2%

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
47.1%

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
46.9%

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
46.4%

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
46.3%

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
46.3%

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
45.7%

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
45.6%

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
45.3%

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
44.9%

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
44.8%

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
44.5%

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
44.4%

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
43.9%

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
43.7%

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
43.6%

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
43.5%

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
43.1%

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
43.0%

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
42.7%

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
42.7%

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
42.6%

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
42.5%

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
42.4%

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
42.4%

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
42.2%

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
42.0%

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
42.0%

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
41.9%

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
41.8%

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
41.8%

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
41.7%

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
41.7%

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
41.7%

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
41.6%

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
41.5%

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
41.5%

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
41.3%

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
41.1%

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
41.1%

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
41.0%

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
41.0%

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
40.9%

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
40.9%

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
40.8%

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
40.8%

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
40.7%

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
40.6%

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
40.6%

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
40.5%

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
40.5%

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
40.5%

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
40.5%

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
40.4%

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
40.4%

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
40.4%

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
40.4%

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
40.4%

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
40.3%

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
40.3%

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
40.2%

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
40.1%

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
40.1%

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
40.1%

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
40.1%

Just plain lucky

40.1%

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
40.0%

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
40.0%

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
39.9%

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
39.9%

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
39.9%

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
39.8%

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
39.8%

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.8%

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
39.7%

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
39.7%

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
39.7%

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
39.6%

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
39.6%

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
39.6%

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
39.6%

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
39.5%

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
39.5%

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
39.5%

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
39.5%

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
39.5%

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
39.4%

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
39.4%

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
39.4%

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
39.4%

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
39.4%

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
39.4%

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
39.3%

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
39.3%

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
39.3%

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
39.3%

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
39.3%

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
39.3%

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
39.2%

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
39.2%

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
39.2%

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
39.2%

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
39.2%

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
39.2%

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
39.1%

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
39.1%

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
39.1%

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
39.1%

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
39.1%

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
39.1%

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
39.0%

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
39.0%

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
39.0%

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
39.0%

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
39.0%

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
39.0%

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
38.9%

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
38.9%

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
38.9%

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
38.9%

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
38.9%

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
38.9%

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
38.8%

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
38.8%

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
38.8%

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
38.8%

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
38.8%

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38.8%

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
38.8%

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
38.8%

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
38.7%

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
38.7%

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
38.7%

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
38.7%

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
38.7%

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
38.7%

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
38.7%

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
38.7%

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
38.6%

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
38.6%

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
38.6%

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
38.6%

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
38.6%

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
38.5%

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
38.5%

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
38.5%

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
38.5%

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
38.5%

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
38.5%

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38.5%

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
38.5%

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
38.4%

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
38.4%

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
38.4%

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
38.4%

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
38.4%

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
38.4%

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
38.4%

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
38.4%

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
38.4%

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
38.3%

Speed baking II

38.3%

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
38.3%

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
38.3%

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
38.3%

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
38.3%

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
38.3%

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
38.3%

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
38.2%

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
38.2%

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
38.2%

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
38.2%

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
38.2%

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
38.2%

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
38.1%

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
38.1%

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
38.1%

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
38.1%

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
38.1%

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
38.1%

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
38.0%

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
38.0%

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
38.0%

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
38.0%

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
38.0%

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
38.0%

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
37.9%

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
37.9%

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
37.9%

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
37.9%

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
37.9%

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
37.9%

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
37.8%

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
37.8%

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.8%

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
37.8%

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
37.8%

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
37.8%

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
37.8%

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
37.8%

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
37.7%

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
37.7%

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
37.7%

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
37.7%

He comes

Have 350 portals.
37.7%

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
37.7%

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
37.7%

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
37.7%

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
37.6%

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
37.6%

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
37.6%

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
37.6%

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
37.6%

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
37.5%

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.5%

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
37.5%

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
37.5%

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
37.4%

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
37.4%

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
37.4%

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
37.4%

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
37.4%

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
37.4%

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
37.4%

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
37.4%

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
37.3%

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
37.3%

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
37.3%

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
37.3%

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
37.2%

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
37.2%

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
37.2%

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
37.2%

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
37.2%

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.2%

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
37.2%

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
37.2%

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
37.1%

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
37.1%

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
37.1%

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
37.1%

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
37.1%

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
36.9%

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
36.9%

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
36.9%

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
36.9%

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
36.9%

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
36.9%

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
36.9%

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
36.8%

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
36.8%

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
36.8%

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
36.8%

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
36.7%

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.7%

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
36.6%

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
36.6%

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
36.6%

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
36.6%

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
36.6%

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
36.5%

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
36.5%

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
36.5%

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
36.4%

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
36.4%

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.4%

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
36.4%

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
36.3%

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
36.3%

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
36.3%

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
36.3%

In the green

Have 600 farms.
36.2%

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
36.2%

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
36.2%

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
36.1%

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
36.1%

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
36.1%

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
36.1%

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
36.0%

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
36.0%

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
35.9%

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
35.8%

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
35.8%

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
35.8%

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
35.8%

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
35.7%

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
35.7%

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
35.7%

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
35.7%

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.6%

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
35.6%

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
35.5%

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
35.5%

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
35.4%

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
35.3%

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
35.3%

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
35.2%

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.2%

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
35.1%

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
35.1%

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
34.9%

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
34.9%

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
34.9%

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
34.9%

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
34.8%

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
34.7%

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
34.7%

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
34.6%

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
34.6%

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
34.5%

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
34.5%

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
34.4%

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
34.4%

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
34.3%

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
34.2%

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
34.2%

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
34.2%

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
34.0%

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
33.9%

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
33.8%

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
33.6%

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
33.5%

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
33.4%

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
33.4%

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
33.2%

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
33.1%

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
33.1%

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
33.1%

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
33.0%

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
33.0%

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
32.8%

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
32.6%

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
32.6%

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
32.6%

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
32.5%

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
32.5%

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
32.5%

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
32.4%

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
32.3%

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
32.1%

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
32.1%

So much to do so much to see

32.1%

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
32.0%

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
31.9%

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
31.9%

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
31.6%

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
31.6%

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
31.5%

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
31.4%

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
31.3%

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
31.2%

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
31.2%

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
31.2%

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
31.0%

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
31.0%

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
30.9%

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
30.8%

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
30.6%

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
30.5%

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
30.3%

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
30.2%

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
30.1%

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
30.0%

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
30.0%

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
30.0%

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
29.9%

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
29.9%

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
29.8%

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
29.7%

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
29.6%

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
29.5%

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
29.0%

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
28.9%

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
28.9%

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
28.7%

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
28.6%

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
28.4%

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
28.3%

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
28.2%

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
28.2%

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
28.1%

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
27.9%

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
27.5%

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
27.4%

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
27.3%

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
27.2%

My own clone

Have 1 You.
27.1%

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
26.9%

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
26.9%

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
26.8%

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
26.8%

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
26.8%

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
26.7%

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
26.6%

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
26.6%

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
26.3%

Episode II

Have 150 You.
26.3%

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
26.2%

Copy that

Have 200 You.
26.1%

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
26.1%

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
26.1%

God complex

25.9%

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
25.8%

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
25.8%

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
25.6%

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
25.5%

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
25.4%

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
25.2%

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
25.0%

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
25.0%

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
24.9%

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
24.9%

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
24.8%

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
24.7%

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
24.7%

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
24.4%

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
24.4%

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
24.3%

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
24.3%

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
24.0%

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
24.0%

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
23.9%

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
23.4%

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
23.4%

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
23.1%

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
23.0%

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
22.9%

Army of me

Have 400 You.
22.6%

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
22.5%

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
22.1%

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
22.0%

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
22.0%

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
21.4%

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
21.4%

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
21.4%

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
21.1%

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
20.7%

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
20.5%

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
20.0%

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
19.9%

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
19.8%

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
18.5%

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
18.3%

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
18.3%

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
17.8%

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
17.8%

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
17.7%

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
17.5%

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
17.5%

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
17.3%

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
16.9%

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
16.5%

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
16.5%

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
16.4%

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
16.2%

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
15.9%

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
15.7%

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
15.7%

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
15.4%

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
15.4%

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
15.3%

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
14.9%

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
14.7%

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
14.6%

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
14.4%

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
14.2%

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
14.2%

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
14.1%

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
14.1%

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
14.0%

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
13.9%

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
13.6%

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
13.5%

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
13.4%

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
13.3%

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
13.2%

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
13.1%

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
13.0%

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
12.9%

Speed baking III

12.7%

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
12.6%

True Neverclick

12.6%

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
12.5%

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
12.5%

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
12.4%

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
12.3%

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
12.3%

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
12.2%

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
12.1%

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
12.1%

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
12.0%

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
11.8%

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
11.6%

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
11.6%

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
11.2%

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
11.2%

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
11.2%

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
10.2%

All-natural cane sugar

10.2%

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
10.1%

Last Chance to See

10.0%

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
9.9%

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
9.7%

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
9.5%

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
9.2%

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
9.1%

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
8.9%

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
8.8%

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
8.7%

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
8.6%

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
8.2%

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
8.1%

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
8.1%

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
7.8%

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
7.8%

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
7.7%

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
7.6%

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
7.4%

Four-leaf cookie

7.2%

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
7.2%

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
7.1%

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.1%

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
7.1%

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
7.0%

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
6.8%

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
6.7%

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.6%

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
6.5%

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
6.4%

When the cookies ascend just right

6.3%

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
6.3%

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.3%

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
6.1%

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.1%

Gaseous assets

6.0%

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
5.8%

Seven horseshoes

5.4%

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
5.4%

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
5.3%

Endless cycle

5.1%

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
5.0%

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
4.7%

Introspection

Have 700 You.
4.7%

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
4.5%

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
4.4%

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
3.9%

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.