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I found a sea turtle and I named him Tobi. We played games together. We laughed. We cried. The darkness came. I got hungry.
I ate Tobi.
Guide to dating
Step 1
Go to a cannibal girl
Step 2
Touch his feet
Step 3
Invite her to the beach
Step 4
Kiss her
Step 5
Now make a child with this cannibal girl.
Step 6
Eat the child you made