My best friend Tobi...

I found a sea turtle and I named him Tobi. We played games together. We laughed. We cried. The darkness came. I got hungry.

I ate Tobi.

How To Flirt With a Cannibal✅

Guide to dating

Step 1
Go to a cannibal girl

Step 2
Touch his feet

Step 3
Invite her to the beach

Step 4
Kiss her

Step 5
Now make a child with this cannibal girl.

Step 6
Eat the child you made