Ty för gamet :D

My new friend

I once got really high and drunk with my friends and then we played Minecraft on lan. We met a chicken and named him Peter. Peter was a real pimp we just dragged him around and made him ♥♥♥♥ other chickens. But then after an hour of laughter Peter fell in lava and died. ♥♥♥♥ing Peter. We all laughed and laughed, then we ate a ♥♥♥♥ load of Nutella with bread and went to bed. That being said one of my friends was so ♥♥♥♥ing wasted he woke us all up in the middle of the night crying because Peter died. We made fun of him, but deep inside we all cried a little. Because we were 4 seventeen year old virgins when Peter ♥♥♥♥ed every girl he saw in the hour or so of his life. We all looked up to a blocky chicken pimp who died too young and then we got reminded that we would remain virgins until the day we die.

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signed by upcoming donkey

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