ItsMars
call my pants 9/11 cause theres a bush behind them   Anar Darreh, Farah, Afghanistan
 
 
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Listen here, you little ♥♥♥♥. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in memeology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/dankmemes, and I have over 300 confirmed upvotes. I am trained in gorilla ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I’m the top memer in the entire Reddit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neckbeards across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Reddit Gold Lounge and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
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The Creature 13 Jul @ 10:36am 
I am from ukraine and 18 years old and my English is not so good, so don't be angry to me. When i was 15, or 16, i tried to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ when i was in tub,I couldn't do it, then i masturbet and tasted my semen. semen was bitter.
🌘W🌒 17 May @ 12:58am 
Я расплавил на стекле стекло, чтобы стекло стекло на стекло
a cookie 8 May @ 11:04pm 
2010: Drake, age 23, is working at the Monsters Inc. 👃🧀🥤🍾 factory. He spots a few cute girls: 💨🌬👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👼👼👼But they’re underaged. 📜💻👩🏿‍✀🧑🏿‍🌾👧🧑‍🎊🌪🔥Drake, knowing that he can’t touch his co-workers without being caught 🔥🧑🏿👮🏿‍♂️🚓🚨, waits until the end of the day 🏡🏡🏠. He gets into his car 🚘🚘🏍🥸 and starts to drive home 🏘, but he sees the girls🏘👃🗺So he speeds up 🪄🌪💥🔥and pulls onto the street next to them.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Drake has kidnapped the girls🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
II guess the gang going back to drake house 🏡🚒🔥👮🏿‍♂️👮🏿‍♂️🔒🏃🏿‍♂️👹
Chalice 1 May @ 8:41pm 
Mars Bar or sum
ItsMars 22 Feb @ 2:57pm 
this man is getting fingered so hard as he types this:steammocking:
buhmobile*** 21 Feb @ 8:23pm 
youre so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stfu :csgo_crown: