✪crowbar
Level
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Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
Who is Hooxi? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hooxi thinks, I agree. If Hooxi speaks, I’m listening. If Hooxi has one fan, it is me. If Hooxi has no fans, I don’t exist at all.

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I have played CS:GO since 2012 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat
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Laser Bird 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm 
Hey you keep leaving dishes in our sink. Like I know you play CSGO a lot but they are starting to get moldy and we're having a fly, roach, and rat problem. They're filled with some kind of protein oatmeal? Are you doing ok? I'm only writing here because you've been locked in your room for the last couple days not answering your phone. It reeks in there, no offensive, and this is the last time I'm cleaning the dishes
shaq 24 May, 2022 @ 7:31pm 
Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
Stinky! 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:53pm 
Misogynists like you don't deserve the right to walk this earth. Next time you you slap your baby sister like that i'm reporting you to the authorities as a child beater.
Your Vibe, hand it over 9 Apr, 2018 @ 9:49pm 
After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming and i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, he then forcefully tried to penetrate me luckily I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
internal fragments 17 Mar, 2018 @ 10:35am 
+rep nice friend
✪Peaks 1 Mar, 2018 @ 9:01pm 
One of us.