Hello I am a repair agent at Geek squad, I want to contact you about the device you recently checked in with us about the repair situation. We have had to close your repair in an incomplete status due to the fact that it has spread an infestation of cockroaches, sourced from your device, to our precinct. What was noted at check-in as simply a messy case, containing cat hair and dead cockroaches was actually a case containing many, many live cockroaches.

Our operation procedures in this case are supposed to be dispose of the device as hazardous waste, but we have enveloped your device within a bag. In order for a repair to occur, you will need to reclaim your device and have the pests killed and cleared out. I apologise for any inconvenience this causes you.

I lobe dis man ight dere

Did you know that being born as a member of a violent animal species with speech abilities doesn't automatically make the syllabic utterances you mindlessly regurgitate correspond to valid, logically defensible semantic constructs? Of course not -- you're an idiot! You are exactly what a stupid person looks like! But it doesn't feel good to acknowledge this fact, so you choose to ignore it. You cover it up with a tirade of childish insults, themselves nothing more than catchphrases and quotes from others, repeated; never an original thought.

Never an original thought. Nothing new. That's you.

Yet you decry me for decades, calling me insane.

All because of your smooth little pebble of a brain.

I'm better than you. Deal with it.

(LOL HE'S SO FULL OF HIMSELF BECAUSE HE STATED A SERIES OF FACTS, I'M SMART NOW!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S SMART NOW, I USED ABJECT DENIAL TO REJECT A VALID ASSESSMENT OF REALITY -- GENIUS! BRILLIANT!!!!!!)

Denialism is a disease. I am the cure.

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THIS MAN EXECUTED ME WITHOUT SAYING A WORD ALL HE DID WAS MAKE VISCERAL NOISES LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FREAK

After a good game in l4d, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great l4d and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a l4d2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.