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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxNY20wcDw&t=6s
Appearance: 4/10
Buddy had a receding hairline, and he also had a weird tattoo of a zebra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a monkey which creeped me out, but he did have a nice jawline~
Attire: 10/10
He pulled up in flashy a cheetah thong and a pink bra. It didn't match whatsoever, but this guy pulled it off
Performance: 2/10
Have you ever seen someone do a 720 degree dive off a stripper pole, into a front flip, into doing the splits? Neither have I, and I requested it and this dumbass fell and busted his head. Blood was all over my floor! I had to end up replacing the carpet
Price: -8/10
You should've seen the look on my face when this guy looked at me dead in the eye and requested $560.95 for his services. I told him all I had were 3 dollars and he said he would accept them if I gave him head, like can you believe this guy? Anyways I have $0 to my name now
+rep
Would recommend again.
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Adrenaline is pumping
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[Chorus]
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