I know this sounds bad but hear me out I recently got this puppy from a funny looking pillar on uranus, idk why I went there tho but the puppy looked cute so I took it, when I introduced it to my family funny portals began opening and spewed solar flares, it looks like slept or somethin. Smh people get sleep. Anyways more people began sleeping when more portals opened. So I think the sounds of the doom coming from portals is very relaxing. 2 hours later and I have the city to myself this is an awesome day for me the puppy and the freedom then I realized that I was sleeping the entire time and my puppy was writing this for me which is very WIERD this puppy is so cool tho. For the 4 people out there who read this is, this is a cognito hazard and you're currently dying

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