How about I kill you.

After a good game in rust , i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great times and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rust theme party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

No one took 0 yet so I'm gonna say it now

17th comment?!?!? This is why Jesus wept...

The 2019 mindset.

Nah what the ♥♥♥♥ was my first comment bruh