AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

You blew it! You've totally screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece!

Tell you what though! Hang on a minute! You get to live! That's right! Aren't you lucky?!

Normally I'd eat your soul and toss your body, but you're a lucky one! You won the lottery, because I just happen to be missing a braindead servant!

That's right! The old one got himself killed, his head popped off, and now I need a new towel boy!

So tell you what, I've got a piece of paper here! Don't worry about the details! I just need you to sign right here at the bottom!

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That seals the deal! We're in business! Let me just grab this real quick...

Whoops! Guess this soul belongs to me now!

Don't worry though! If you finish your chores quickly, you'll have your soul back real soon!

And don't you dare forget our little contract! I've put it in your Start menu so that it'll never leave your sight!