I was just doing the rounds on Facebook and happened to stumble upon a photo you were tagged in, immediately your beauty struck me like Voldemort's Avada Kedavra. Before I knew it 30 minutes had passed and I was still sitting there in a googly eyed trance letting a plate of 750g rump steak go cold. In all my 20 years of taveling the world and admiring the finer beauties life has to offer there is yet to be one seen that could draw similarity to that of your radiating heavenly glow. After furiously fapping and taking several ice-baths I finally managed to compose myself and write you this message, although I'm not really sure what more there is to say as the english language is rather limited and wouldn't accurately detail the magnitude of your elegance.