⠘⡀⠀Yes, I play Idol games ⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀ on my main account, ⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀ so what?⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼
⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
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⠀⠀⣾⡟⠉⠙⠿⣷⣤⣼⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢷⠾⠟⠛⠉⠀⢹⣷⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⠀⠀
⠀⣠⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠀
⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇
⠈⠿⣾⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⡀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⢀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣦⣤⣤⣿⠇
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⠀ ⢀⣤⠖⠚⠋⠋⠋⠛⢒⠲⣤⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠋⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠛⠀⠀⠀⢀⠞⠁⠀⠉⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣭⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢓⣄⠀
⠀⢀⠞⠁⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡖⠉⠁⠉⠀⠀⠀⠁⠉⠉⠉⠀
⠀⠳⣀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yubi Yubi
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠋⠃⠚⢒⢦⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠋⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠉⠀

My friends, it has often been said that I like Bloons.
My friends, I like Bloons...
No, friends, I LOVE Bloons.
I love Tower Defense battles. I love BTD Battles. I love Monkey City Battles. I love Alternate Bloons Rounds. I love Impoppable, Half Cash, I love Double HP MOABs, and CHIMPS.
Wars across Monkey Meadow, in Logs, in Cubism, in Tree Stump, in Frozen Over, through Chutes, Off The Coast, Underground, I love every act of Bloons that can occur upon this earth.
I love blasting the rubber enemy to smithereens with Mortar salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a Ceramic Bloon is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed Sniper rounds. And there is nothing like Churchill using an M4 Sherman to destroy enemy blimps. And the feeling that comes when a Pilot runs screaming from his blazing Heli, only to be eviscerated by heavy MOAB fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of Monkeys brandish their darts rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit throwing over and over into the deflating head of a long-dead enemy.(edited)
The sight of White Bloons being stopped in their tracks by an Ice MIB is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by their children dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by head-piercing Supers!(edited)
When a band of pitiful Camregrow Reds makes their final stand with nothing but single layers, only to have their atoms shattered piece after piece by 50-megaton nuclear bombs... I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my defenses are ravaged by a Bloonian armored division. It's so sad to see Towns and Villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being gassed and killed.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the ZOMG and BAD war machines. The humiliation as my Monkeys crawl around like vermin, ducking the DDTs flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is Bloons, a Tower Defense Battle so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow Monkeys in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further games as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody Battle? A war whose fury is built with rubber and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Bloons to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?