Recent reviews by Ghetto.Jombo.Proverbs.and.Grill

closest to a 10/10 ever

we are so back

battlepaf

Trash ass game, where mccgee

This is the Dark Souls of Murder Minors

dancer is hotter than firekeeper

Anyone who says this is the worst souls game got bribed by Miyazaki to ignore the second half of dark souls 1

"Honestly, I don't listen to half of these reviews for this game. Looks like most of these nerds wouldn't know a good game if it bit em in the ass, and they pedestal Skyrim/Fallout like every other fanboy does.

I've been playing this game a lot, and at 60 hours and still not done (because I went off and did side quests and collecting stuff), I can say its a well balanced game for what it offers in this chapter of AC.

You'll see idiots on here leaving remarks like "you get stopped at every turn", or "You have to do too much". Yet if we compare this to games like Skyrim and Fallout, its LITERALLY the same type of stuff.
- You do quests
- You do side quests
- You collect things
- You do the story / story arcs.
- Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

The only reason people are so butt hurt about this game from what I can tell, and you see it in almost EVERY review, is because Ubisoft made it, and if you wanna be a cool bandwagon bro, you say what others are saying. oh and the whining about offline mode. Boohoo there's no offline mode. D'ont like it? Don't play it? Its really that simple.

Game's got a lot going on for it, and its got a side story arc that's not too bad. i personally love vikings, and this game gives a good twist on the aspects of that. They've added things from previous AC games, and tweaked/improved on the others. You can choose different weapon variant types (one handed / two handed), and different armor classes and traits that go with them. Tech/skill tree for this game is massive, and gives some cool re-tweaked / new skills to use in combat.

I don't know why they added romance as an options. Probably to just make some weirdo's happy, but its honestly unnecessary for a AC game.

Glitch/crash wise, I've only crashed once in my entire 60+hours of playing this game when i tried to take a screenshot (but who wants to do that for a single player game anyways), so folks should probably turn their potatoes down graphic wise, if they want to avoid that.

I wont give a rating grid like some people do on here, cause that comes off as super pretentious and like their scale actually equates to anything of value/relevance.

Ill say this.

If you like the Assassins Creed story line, this is a great addition to it. You don't like the price tag? Wait for a sale then.

If you don't want to do ANYTHING else in this game, run the story, and make your own judgement. Don't bandwagon like these other fools have. You'll feel better in the long run.

Now I'll turn on "Allow comments" to see who's feelings I've hurt." - paid actor

guardian ape duo was godskin duo before it was cool to have ♥♥♥♥ bosses

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