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Daniel   Western Cape, South Africa
 
 
Slower than you'd expect.


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Child Devourer 16 iun. 2022 la 5:53 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
Kinda drunk māori duck 16 dec. 2019 la 4:47 
hey son i miss you please come out of your room for at least an hour i need to clean the cúm stains off the walls its making the house stink again. also can you pile all your poop socks together so that i can remove them easier, thanks Daniel.
Kyle 11 sept. 2018 la 11:36 
orange juice is bad
Kyle 4 apr. 2018 la 7:23 
pls choke :2lamp: