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Humanity's biggest achievement: Playing with sand
Humanity's biggest mistake: Playing with sand

Stop stalking my profile and adding my friends just to talk ♥♥♥♥ about me you misomaniacal ♥♥♥♥. You know who you are. Sad child.

Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree. Are you here with me? Just looking out on the day, of another dream.

I am not to be held responsible for you or your friends being eaten by me. Anyone swallowed by me is entirely at fault themselves for getting too close.

Do the D.A.N.C.E., one two three four - fight! Stick to the B.E.A.T., get ready to ignite. You were such a P.Y.T., catching all the lights. Just easy as A.B.C, that's how you make it right!

You changed your mind, and it felt so cruel. It's time to move on, it's time to be strong. You'll never be mine, so let's not waste time. I'll never forget you.

I don't like to be open about it, but I am in a dire need of help. I suffer with chronic depression and paranoia, and I need support due to recent events. If you are kind enough to be able to speak with me, please do get in contact as soon as possible. I would be everso thankful.


Drinking on a monday, sleeping just to numb the pain.
Further is forever, restless 'til the day I die.

I caught you sitting on the boardwalk counting shudders, your tears were falling on the note left by your lover; Love me now, take whatever's left. We tried to reconnect but can't find one another, I saw you looking at the high, crossed, starry lovers. When I'm gone, what will you become?

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.