Good afternoon "barochuu". I am Alan Jones, a Marketing Representative of Sealord Group. How are you doing today? It has come to our attention that you are one of our most loyal and devoted followers, your appreciation of our products, social media influence and gaming skills has now been recognised by us. In short, I wish to contact you in regard to a brand deal. For each social media post that you make, which adheres to guidelines I will shortly state below, we will send you 15 kg of sealord products or a $50 Whitcoulls gift card.

Guidelines:
Denounce the name of John West
Requirement to drive the company car, Holden Commodore with sealord livery
Compulsory legal obligations:
to consume sealord three meals a day
Make posts promoting sealord. Distribute sealord products to children, homeless, mongrel mobetc.
Promote the new sealord Hoki Condoms® and Snapper lubricant® through video demonstrations
Promote the new Sealord Barracuda® vibrator range through public demonstration at hospitals, schools and prisons.
It is the desire of the company that I represent for us to reach a satisfactory and mutually-beneficial agreement.

Regards,

Alan Jones

TUNA EATING PETERBILT DRIVING ALL ROUND GOOD BLOKE. MANY GOOD CHATS OVER THE CB RADIO WHILE ROLLING DOWN SH1 IN MY EIGHTEEN WHEELER

HE HATES SARDINES

hELLO ALL, I WAS TELLED THAT THIS PAGE IS A MEETING PALCE FOR CORVETTE INTHUSIASTS, JUST WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL MY 2005 CORVETTE IN MICA BLUE WHICH IS ONE IN 251 ITS A 20TH ANNIVERSARY MODEL OF WHICH ONLY 10000 WERE MADE. HAS RARE TWOTONE COLOR SEATS (BALCK AND GREY) 7.0L NATURALY ASSPIRATED ENGIN WITH 536HP MATED TO A FUOR SPEED AUTOMATIC STRANSMISSION WITH TIPTRONIC AND CRUSE CONTROL. HER NAME IS "SALLY" AND SHE IS PROUDLY OWNED BY BOB AND SHARON WOODFIELD (2ND OWNERS)

PRAYSE THE LORD AMD F*CK ALL FFORDS