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You are a worthless kinoless survivor. Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer jockey. I’m just gonna shove you, you’re gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks. You’re gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless kneepadsless survivor. You’re gonna stay on my pills until you die. You serve purpose in life...i guess, your purpose in life is to be on my workshop page making more nick edits, daily. Your purpose is to be in that mod making a nick mod daily. Your life is something, you serve some purpose! You should add kneepads now, and give somebody else a piece of that protection in the safety layer, that’s covered up so we can survive expert realism. What are you here for, to injure your kneecaps? Add kneepads! I mean that with a 100% with a 1000%!

I’ve never seen somebody so kneepadless in my life. I, deadass, have not seen such a more kneepadless survivor, in my life. If his kids don't have kneepads, oh my god, imagine if a survivor like that has kids. Like, imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has no kneepads for his kids. I would feel so sorry for his children, because the survivor literally serves no friggin purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of survivors with wives and kids and ♥♥♥♥, that post kneepad edits daily on the internet, but imagine if this survivor actually had no kneepads for children. This guy is devoting the time he could spending providing kneepads to his kids, making kinoless edits on workshop, removing kneepads relentlessly!

That’s crazy! I’ve never seen somebody so relentless to be seen, somebody value so worthful that they’ll come into the workshop, and keep coming into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, and we don't do anything! Buddy, let’s do you a favour. Let’s go to the 99¢ store and pick out a pair of kneepads together. I’m’a give you an assisted kneepad adjustment.