@therealJesus
My real name is Jesus as far as you know   Israel
Level
29
Years of Service
400 XP
 
 
I'm the one who will be greeting you at the Gates of Heaven, my child.
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Badges  27
Games  131
Inventory   
Screenshots  1
Reviews  1
Artwork  2
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Achievements
13
Perfect Games
36%
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Recent Activity
40.9 hours past 2 weeks
12.7 hrs on record
last played on 12 Aug
Life is Strange: Before the Storm Remastered
Achievement Progress   26 of 34
+21
5.6 hrs on record
last played on 12 Aug
Chained Together
Achievement Progress   13 of 16
+8
10.9 hrs on record
last played on 10 Aug
Sea of Thieves
Achievement Progress   21 of 262
+16
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Sir_Shy 6 Mar @ 8:36pm 
Can't be trusted with the sauce.
@therealJesus 15 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm 
I know! I said I'm HOPING to make my profile Joker-themed! It's Ghost Face right now, because why not? Go to Hell! (Pun intended.)
Phoenix OMEGA 15 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm 
That's not the Joker, dummy!
@therealJesus 12 Aug, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
Shhh. Nobody knows my beard was ordered off of Amazon. I'm supposed to be a man, remember? Imagine what people would think if they found out the truth...transgender Jesus jokes would be flying around like angels on crystal meth. Not to mention how excited Lucifer becomes every time someone mentions it. Poor guy needs some love in his life. No wonder he's so depressed. Luci, if you're reading this...please stop stalking my Instagram page and liking all my bikini posts. In my name we pray, amen.
Unexpected 10 Aug, 2021 @ 8:37pm 
She walks on water, even floats