@therealJesus
My real name is Jesus as far as you know   Israel
 
 
I'm the one who will be greeting you at the Gates of Heaven, my child.
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Sir_Shy 6 мар в 20:36 
Can't be trusted with the sauce.
@therealJesus 15 мая. 2023 г. в 14:15 
I know! I said I'm HOPING to make my profile Joker-themed! It's Ghost Face right now, because why not? Go to Hell! (Pun intended.)
Phoenix OMEGA 15 мая. 2023 г. в 14:07 
That's not the Joker, dummy!
@therealJesus 12 авг. 2021 г. в 20:26 
Shhh. Nobody knows my beard was ordered off of Amazon. I'm supposed to be a man, remember? Imagine what people would think if they found out the truth...transgender Jesus jokes would be flying around like angels on crystal meth. Not to mention how excited Lucifer becomes every time someone mentions it. Poor guy needs some love in his life. No wonder he's so depressed. Luci, if you're reading this...please stop stalking my Instagram page and liking all my bikini posts. In my name we pray, amen.
Unexpected 10 авг. 2021 г. в 20:37 
She walks on water, even floats