+rep nice profile😉

This guy uses people and then leaves without a trace. He took me for all 7 of my husky puppies and left 3 gallon jugs filled with pre-rolled cigarette butts on my bathroom counter. His breath smells like burritos and bussy, and his eyes have a constant haze from the emotional stress of refusing to leave the closet. Other than that, he's a pretty cool dude!

+rep gg

get dogged on

I have 290 hours with Bastion in total, and I specialize in stickin' it straight up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them ova, I open their cheeks nice n' wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knuckle-♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like IcyHot™. Bastion is a way of life for me; I never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo-poo on my Peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go, team.

-rep I played new world with this guy and we became best friends over the following months. We ended up meeting up IRL and things were off to a good start. However when we went back to his place he forced me into a furry costume and made me nibble his ears and say "uwu". DO NOT trust this guy.