100% GAY

I have 290 hours with Bastion in total, and I specialize in stickin' it straight up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them ova, I open their cheeks nice n' wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knuckle-♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like IcyHot™. Bastion is a way of life for me; I never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo-poo on my Peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go, team.