Patrick Bateman : Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

Paul Allen : They're OK.

Patrick Bateman : Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Paul Allen : Hey Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman : Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen : Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman : No, Allen.

Paul Allen : Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman : Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

[raises axe above head]

Patrick Bateman : Hey Paul!

[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]

Patrick Bateman : TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASTARD!