+rep hero of the match

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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^_^

When a woman needs to be comforted she tells you its time to buy more shoes, but she has all the shoes! So we really know she just needs boots! Now everything makes sense. Forever.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are