Welcome to my profile. You're probably checking me out because you got trolled, owned, or I caused you to rage. Well, here are a few things you should know about me.

1. I make 6 figures annually. I work as an artist for a studio in Boston.
2. I'm attending Harvard as a graduate student. I'm trying to get a doctorate in the arts.
3. I'm married to a gorgeous 10/10 supermodel, who takes care of me. We're anti-child.
4. We go on vacation every season to a new country. Up next is Somalia.
5. I am better at video games than you.
6. I am smarter than you.
7. I'm voting for Chris Christie in 2024. CHRISTIEHEADS FOREVER!!!
8. I'm currently writing my memoir of my experience during Hurricane Katrina, in which I saved 10 people, 3 dogs, and a cat.

Nothing you say to me will own me. I feel immense satisfaction knowing that I am better than you in every conceivable way.

P.S. - To all other Christieheads, hit me up. I'm trying to start a commune.