"- focus on this volleyball. I want to grind this summer. Whenever I jakul, my performance is bad. That's why I do it at night so that my testosterone levels increase." - F.V. rebranding excerpt

I wake up today, went to the kitchen to eat something. Brandon Lindsay H. came in and said "fallout morning!". Poor monkey. He doesn't play Mishima. He doesn't know how good it is wavedashing


My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.

stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do :cozywolfensteinII:

Windows has detected Manny Pacquiao on your browser.
　　 Terminate Cancer?　

Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.

LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!

You are a worthless, ♥♥♥♥♥ ass hog rider. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer bat. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the elixir. You worthless ♥♥♥♥♥ ass hog rider.

You gonna stay on my Log until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my arena sucking on Archer Queen feet daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that arena blowing the Log daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should zap yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this P2W trash arena.

Cause what are you here for? To worship Archer Queen? Zap yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%."

I wake up today, went to the kitchen to eat something. Brandon Lindsay H. came in and said "fallout morning!". Poor monkey. He doesn't play Mishima. He doesn't know how good it is wavedashing

My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.

stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do :cozywolfensteinII:

Windows has detected Manny Pacquiao on your browser.
　　 Terminate Cancer?　

Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.

LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!

I cant believe its been 5 years. Time fly's when you're having fun i guess, right? That so crazy. To think when i first met you i trapped you under a bridge and had my way with you. Well i guess that's how these things happen. I really miss you and i know you feel the same way too. That's so cool. I don't mind that you haven't reached out in a while because distance makes the heart grow fonder. Its such an amazing thing, love that is. Maybe one day, when you finally return my messages haha, we can catch up. I love you baby. :maddie::maddie:

A beautiful story II:

I did it everyone, I said, “hmphh, I guess we could try”.

“Fina-effing-lly”

*thump* *badump* *thump*

Heart was pounding as we were both in heat.

“That’s how I met your father kids

*cloud bubble disappears*

“But what did you do after dad?”

“You’ll see one day, I’ll raise you to be a great partner, one like me. Maybe one day you’ll find your man”

- An original by yours truly, sincerely, and best wishes: Ditto
- For my beautiful, but quirky little goof ball: Kiddrick