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My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.
stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do :cozywolfensteinII:
Windows has detected Manny Pacquiao on your browser.
Terminate Cancer?
Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.
LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
You gonna stay on my Log until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my arena sucking on Archer Queen feet daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that arena blowing the Log daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
You should zap yourself, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this P2W trash arena.
Cause what are you here for? To worship Archer Queen? Zap yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%."
My Lorenzo Izo asked me to watch her dance in school, but I can't, 'cause TMM is live on twitch. Time to watch high level Mishima. The stream is going fine, he's demoted again because of braindead Tam Yuri player spamming ♥♥♥♥.
stream is off, so I decide to play some tekken and do the same fancy stuff I was watching, because, you know, I'm a Mishima player. It's a Lars (Brandon). This will never beat me. I wavedash in front of him for 5 seconds and I know I'm on his head. I dilitoy the math and decide to hellsweep, then I do :cozywolfensteinII:
Windows has detected Manny Pacquiao on your browser.
Terminate Cancer?
Oh, now I get a Mishima. But it's Devil Manuel. This guy wants easy mode Mishima, huh? But that's fine.
LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
I did it everyone, I said, “hmphh, I guess we could try”.
“Fina-effing-lly”
*thump* *badump* *thump*
Heart was pounding as we were both in heat.
“That’s how I met your father kids
*cloud bubble disappears*
“But what did you do after dad?”
“You’ll see one day, I’ll raise you to be a great partner, one like me. Maybe one day you’ll find your man”
- An original by yours truly, sincerely, and best wishes: Ditto
- For my beautiful, but quirky little goof ball: Kiddrick