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Stewie: Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming.
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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
-Arthur Baer, American comic and columnist
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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"Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering
around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking
Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other
poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place."
(Small Gods)
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The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height
but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble
than to be walked upon.
-- Franz Kafka
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