Achievements:
- pubstomping p100 nurse main with 200'000 hours, bringing pain res + pop + agitation + nowhere to hide
- 103'431 consecutive wins against soloQ survivors
- cried after my first and only comp match
- i collect -reps from salty survivors because i proxy camp, slug for the 4k and tunnel every match, im very edgy and proud
- i dont know why survs dc/kobe against me, they just are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ entitled and dont wanna learn how to play against (insert S-Tier Killer here)
- if i feel silly and going casual i play double iri blight with pop and pain res
- if a survivor ever has the audacity to escape, ill go on a skull merchant win streak because their fun is not my responsibility
- yes this is a joke