Recente recensies door Jomini

I may not have many hours.





10/10

I dont know if its the OST or the gameplay that i enjoy

666/10

Pro Tip for after you find that one tape... AKA the Johnny's bowel movement tape: If you hide in a porta potty and someone starts knocking on the door, play that tape on speaker.

Works everytime.

Its aight

Welcome to the world of Warframe, where you are a feared space ninja wearing a warframe that everyone wants to kill.
Thats basically the whole plot without spoiling anything.

Warframe is a F2P game where the F2P comes in the motto of "pay to look good, pay to save time". What this means is that the only things you can pay for are cosmetics, time rush when building items, or for weapon/frame slots.

That sick ass sword you want takes 12 hours to build?
No worries, pay a meager price of around 5-10 platinum and you'll finish it instantly.

Want to look like you just came out of muhfuggin Project Runway: Space Edition?
Use platinum to buy all the cosmetics and rock that runway covered in severed heads and arms.

You can also buy the basic frames like Nidus, Octavia, or the other ones. However there's a type of frim you can only get by trading the parts in the in-game player market using the trade chat, or by obtaining them from relics. You cannot buy fully built prime frames from the store, you can only buy parts or trade the parts from other players who have found them.

I shouldve started with the actual game mechanics...

Well the mechanics are pretty smooth and fun, plus the game is really grindy so having satisfying movements and combat is good.

8.5/10

Think of cake, just because you dont like it doesnt mean its bad.
That was my case, i simply didnt enjoy it as much as other people did, but I suggest you give this cake a try and decide for yourself.

They Are Billions is a zombie survival RTS game set in a steampunk era. You would expect a comination like that to fail, right?

Well you my friend are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong

This game is an absolute masterpiece that will actually crush you every chance it gets, but it does it so well.


+Awesome mechanics
+Visuals
+Challenging gameplay
+Replayability
+Micromanagement done well


-Restrictive customisation of keybindings (this sort of adds to the challenge but certain things I wish i could change)
-Weird glitch where save doesnt want to open (rare)

Overall this game is actually one of the best games this year, its ridiculously good and I absolutely would watch 2 hours worth of work get destroyed because of a massive horde of zombies rushing in and slaughtering everyone again.

Edit:

For the 3rd time this game has megacucked me with a giant horde that i expected but still couldnt prepare for...

10/10 would watch steampunk villagers get slaughtered again

I'm in desktop mode and I cant hear anything and it wont detect my mic, so honestly ive had a bad experience with an otherwise wonderful idea

Spooky indeed...




Spooky indeed............

I'll be honest, as someone who loves EW, I wasn't sure if this game was gonna be the best sequel.

Boy was I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ proved wrong.

This game is honestly bringing back all them good feeling of having your squad, watching them grow into some badass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and also losing some of your favourites. It honestly feels horrible to watch one of your characters die when you've invested hours into him/her.

Another thing I really enjoy is workshop... I didn't have that back in EW since i played on console, but it just adds those few touches that just makes everything that much better. (The Doom 2016 and Wolfenstein: TNO soundtracks fit so well)

This game is great. If you're doubting buying this game, buy it, you'll thank me when you hit a really important cross map 18% chance shot with a sniper on a sectopod.