friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. thanks for being the pee in my pants

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Your joke about transgendered people really bothered me.

Why ? Because my girlfriend is trans.

I've told her how much i love her on so many occasions. I had to have an heart-to-heart with myself, because i really want to have sex with her and make her happy, but it will be awhile before she can have her surgery (she wants everything, the HRT therapy and the SRS surgery).

So yeah right now i decided the penis is a part of who she is, and i want to make her happy so yeah i am willing to do that to her.

Obviously, I would prefer vaginal sex (I mean hell she told me not only does she want an vagina for herself but she wants to "ride me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badly" which made me blush). But it's funny...i don't like dudes. I like women. And even though my girlfriend wasn't born as one i see her as one.

So I look at it like i'm sucking my girlfriends penis

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